mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006

Split-roast

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.

I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.

by jcvamp December 13, 2019

Roast master

One who has a profession in roasting others

Kevin is the best at roasting other people. He is the roast master

by Bay bay jay April 7, 2015

roasting session

When you roast on different people at a time

Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.

by BRUH kc September 17, 2015

roast fucking

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked

Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again

by Andrx April 5, 2017

Earl Roat

The actor in Rain Man with Down Syndrome who turns around inquisitively as the protagonists are driving on Walkbrook Road.

You upon reading this definition: There is no way Earl Roat has an IMDB pag- Well I'll be damned.

by CheshireCat007 April 1, 2015

Slow roast

When you hug a person, and the other person purposely holds on too long. In addition to "holding on" too long they are also deriving some pleasure from aforementioned contact. This pleasure could be from loneliness, or sexual deviancy. Similar to Frotteurism, with the other party being partially cooperative until the slow roasting begins.

Dude, i'm never going over your aunt's house again. She slow roasted me pretty bad and I think I heard her moan.

You should have warned me about John, I gave him a hug to be polite and wouldn't let go.... that was the worst slow roasting I've ever gotten.

Damn that girl is fine, I'm gonna slow roast her for sure.

by onasty January 1, 2010