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Rendezvous with Reality

1. A sudden encounter with economic reality that dramatically changes one's perceptions, plans or outlook.
2. A rude awakening to the stark differences between fantasy and actual life.
3. The dramatic change process that began in September 2008 with the collapse of the U.S. financial system.
Jean was planning to buy a vacation home in Hawaii until she had a Rendezvous with Reality -- her retirement fund had declined 50% since last fall.
by Peter Kobs May 19, 2009
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renee zellweger

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
by Jada Skye October 29, 2006
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Renderman

An all black, ghost-like figure that appears in the building game Blockland. Renderman got his start as nothing more than a floating ˚Д˚ face implemented around halloween 2011, the face itself would only appear on dark maps, and would only appear for a brief second before vanishing. However, that brief glimpse of a floating, disembodied head kicked the imagination of some players into overdrive, these players gave the floating face the name "Renderman".

The legacy of Renderman was taken to the next level when a user named chrisbot6 created the Renderman mod, a mod which made renderman more than just a disembodied face. The mod made renderman similar to, but not the same as, slender man due to the fact that renderman would eventually hunt down the player, while a wide variety of frightening sounds would play, from creaks and groans to loud demonic banging. At first, the players had no way of knowing when renderman would strike, however this was remedied in later versions of the mod when the Renderman detector was added. The mod saw further additions, such as the Glitch gun and special bricks, all of which would allow players to defend themselves, and postpone the inevitable, but no matter what players tried, renderman would all get them in the end.

However, some users believe renderman to be more than just a piece of coding from a mod, some players claim to have seem him outside of the mod, in places where he shouldn't be...
Player 1 (believer): Renderman is real, i saw him!

Player 2 (skeptic): No he isn't, you just have an over-active imagination.
by Torak11 September 4, 2013
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Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.
Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke
by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019
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fuckin' renee

the newest curse word to use in a public place.

to use a curse word but still be descrete
fuckin' renee that hurt when I smashed my finger
by Dansouthern February 20, 2009
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mobile rendevous

I was textin this girl the other night, and it turned into a mobile rendevous.

I'm going down Broadway to get a moblie rendevous.
by Bruno Boff September 29, 2010
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Renee

Only a person with Renee-like qualities could beat a Michael Phelps.
by Vernon Bottomley September 16, 2010
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