tijuana refund

When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.

I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.

by Thewanderer December 7, 2014

Rebound Job

A job you take when you've recently lost or feel you are about to lose another (usually better) job. The rebound job is likely not in one's chosen career path, and often its only purpose is for the worker to earn money while searching for a more suitable (better paying/career-advancing) position.

Waiting tables is just my rebound job, since I was just layed-off from a great Marketing company. I've gotta pay the bills until I can find another good Advertising job!

by bridgetron June 1, 2010

Rebound Swell

The period where extreme weight gain is present after the end of a relationship. The result of eating to many tubs of ice cream and doughnut holes.

Luke: "Damn CG is looking Fat."
Alec: "Yeah, it's that rebound swell"
Garrett: "She shouldn't have eaten so many doughnut holes."

by ncstatelife May 28, 2015

Rebound Theory

When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain

The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.

by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015

Rebound Issues

When you've had your heart broken so terribly, that you have trouble getting back into the dating/love life. Therefore you have Rebound Issues.

Guy: So did you get with that girl you were talking with?
Dude: Nah man, she says she can never love again after her last breakup. Rebound Issues, am I right?

by Duh_me July 14, 2016

reverse rebound

A version of rebound in which you rebound with a person you have previously dated.

I pulled a reverse rebound and hooked up with my ex-ex gf.

by Xibalba January 13, 2009

ReFUNdancy

Looking on the fun side of redundancy.

Dont worry about the reFUNdancy Kates it will work out ace!

by Xbite March 3, 2010