Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

GIANT-REALISTIC-FLYING-TIGER

It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?

"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"

by Josip(Legend) May 7, 2017

the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

by Yilab klof May 22, 2017

Realist

The official definition for realist people is andre and Yasmin.

“Yo are you the realist one?” Nah I’m not Andre and Yasmin

by Yassy4343 October 18, 2023