Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.

For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.

by Cynful Cyn November 1, 2018

puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Puddle Cruiser

The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.

Puddle Cruiser is a pretty good movie.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.

On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.

by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012

puddle of aids

Deadly liquid that provides no possible chance of surviving once you touch it.

Go drown in a puddle of aids.

by gfiafp August 1, 2017

Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.

I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.

by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

Puddle Duck

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020