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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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poosicle

(Noun)
Something that is given to a person under the guise of beneficence, but is actually quite unpleasant.
"Geoff gave me a poosicle of a birthday present this year: the latest Britney Spears album."
by DMS April 8, 2005
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popsticle

Your dick after having sex with a girl on her rags
I didn't know she was on her rags till I came out with a popsticle
by Crumz November 6, 2003
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Brosticles

The brointific term for testicles
(Guy enters his friend's room and begins teabagging him as he sleeps)

Guy: Brooooo. Wake uuuuup. I got a surprise for yooooou.
Bro: ...Get your brosticles out of my mouth dumbshit!
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward
PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)
by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
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Poofticle

A poof's testicle.
Often hurled as an insult.
"Yeah, well, you're a poofticle"
by jonoeeL February 24, 2009
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pesticle

When a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).
This barking dog is being a total pesticle! (Rhymes with testicle).
by stratacat April 23, 2010
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