Ponsed

To ponse something off someone is to beg, borrow or steal something off a person.

"I ponsed his lighter while he wasn't looking"
"Can i ponse this cake off you?"

by Ziziana May 24, 2007

Poonslide

Poonslide = a serious thread on FB when the conversation deteriorates to a sexual free-for-all

We were talking politics in a facebook group, when all the sudden we were all talking sex... it was a total poonslide.

by Jypsy Jool August 6, 2011

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

Poonswitchz

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.

Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.

by cookies52 March 15, 2009

Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.

We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.

by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009

Ponsone

(noun)
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.

Look at that dudes ponsone, he must love his cheeseburgers.

by SinaiSteve April 30, 2016