Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.

Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.

by Cyclemax December 21, 2010

Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

Prolet

German version of Chav or Gopnik. Usually wears jogging pants, a snapback or other "fashionable" stuff, e.g. a bumbag. Also called a "Proll". If something is Chav-like, you can also call it "prollig".
A Prolet's activities usually involve loitering around in the streets, harassing people, petty crime, constant drinking & smoking and generally being a real pest.
There's no known cure for the Prolet disease, but usually beheading does the job.

1) Oh my god, John is such a Prolet! He does nothing but drink, smoke and annoy people all day long. Doesn't the wanker have a job?
- Actually, he did! But he got fired for stealing from the cash register. On facebook he proudly wrote about it and used the hashtag #thuglife to emphasize what a little cunt he is.
2) Why is it that 90% of the Prolls you see these days are Turk or Maghreb people? Why, it must be in the sand nigger genes!

by blyatsukkka January 6, 2018

Prolax

The opposite of relax; working hard

If we prolax now and finish all of our work, we can relax later!

by Zachk114 August 14, 2018

prolembro

noprolembro is a modern convieience word comprised of two slang dialects.
It's meaning is "no problem brother"

Hector and Cecil had were having a beef until Cecil realized he was wrong and apologized. Hector was relieved and said "ok, "no prolembro"

by Mr On Sony November 19, 2019

Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.

Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.

by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020