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Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009
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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.
John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.
by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009
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Professual

A cross between professional and casual. Can be used in the context of fashion, meetings, events and dialogue.
Fashion Women - A skort and some type of blouse is a professual outfit

Fashion Men - Jeans and a Blazer

Meetings - when meeting your colleagues for dinner after work, you need to maintain a level of 'professualism'. You cannot be too casual because you have to work with them, but you don't have to be professional about everything.

Dialogue - when talking to authority or colleagues about a social event that work is hosting, a phrase such as "What are you gonna wear?" is preferable to "What are you going to wear?" In the context of email between colleagues; signing off with "Take it Easy" v.s. "Best regards" or "Later man" v.s. "Sincerely" can be considered 'Professual'

Events - Professual Friday instead of Casual Friday, because no one actually knows what is acceptable on casual Friday's but when it is 'Professual Friday', the individual knows that there has to be an element of professionalism in your outfit.
by Khalani August 7, 2011
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cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.
"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"
by monkeybatter December 3, 2007
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professor

Usually an arrogant person who hates America
Joe: Hey Professor I have a question for you.

Professor: ok

Joe: Are you a communist or a socialist?
by hayden29 May 15, 2011
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Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.
Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.
by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011
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