Procrasturbation 

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

Procrasturbation by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

Procrasturbation 

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

Procrasturbation by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013

Procrasturbation 

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

Procrasturbation by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

procrasturbation 

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

procrasturbation by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

procrasturbation 

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Did one lecture and then spent the rest of the time doing procrasturbation

procrasturbation by what-the-cheese? May 20, 2017

Procrasturbation 

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later

Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.

Procrasturbation by TheCire September 16, 2018

Procrasturbation 

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

Procrasturbation by Flapulicious September 1, 2021