My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.
by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009
Get the Procrasturbationmug. verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
Get the procrasturbatemug. by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015
Get the procrasturbatingmug. So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016
Get the procrasturbatingmug. When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 16, 2018
Get the Procrasturbationmug. Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.
1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."
2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"
by Des-Troy May 19, 2010
Get the Procrasturbationmug. When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
Get the Procrasturbationmug.