It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

posho

Informal slang for "an upper class person". Now commonly used in place of the term "posh cunt" in situations where use of this term would be considered impolite or inadvisable.

"Have you seen Fred's flat lately? That new bird he's got is a right posho"

by Randomfagg0t June 28, 2019

hate poisoning

A serious sickness that the typical hater gets when they go around people who are doing exceptionally well in life whether it be acquiring wealth and success, a pretty girlfriend, a nice home, etc.

Some nigga brought over his bitch to see my new home and left with a serious case of hate poisoning.

by GhettoLinguist July 23, 2008

ink poisoning

a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.

mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!

by Kostovetskyyy April 6, 2010

a passo di cammello

Italian expression that means "like the way that a camel walks"; usually used with "inculare" (to fuck in the ass) when you are angry with someone.

"Ti inculo a passo di cammello" : "i will fuck your ass slowly and steadyly"
"Se non la smetti ti inculo a passo di cammello" : "if you dont stop what you are doing i'll fuck your ass"

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by yofatassmama September 21, 2015

Get The Poison Out

When a girl is having an intense orgasm she is told to "Get The Poison Out"

During the April 8,2010 ride of Raven Alexis on the Sybian in the Howard Stern Studios the phrase was uttered. Dave Lampert Creator of the Sybian told Raven 'Get the poison out of your system Raven'. This creepy yet memorable moment is still in play as a favorite Stern sound bite.

by Orgasm Girl May 7, 2010

poison bananas

a g unit diss rap by the game, cicero, technique and m.o.b
poision bananas are bullets.

i gotta a clip full of poison bananas and a cold hard killer from compton, here monkey monkey!!

by A-Goose May 3, 2006