poopstain cigar

Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.

Man, I had the runs but it's fine, I'll poopstain cigar it.

by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013

poostank

a stanky poo that stank the poo house

yo mom stanks like a stanky poostank

by muzzl3 May 30, 2005

Porkstache

1)Bacon draped over one's face in the place of a mustache.

2)Unexplainable things that are too complex for normal class words.

1) "Holy ass! What a glorious porkstache that trucker has!"
2) "Oh, Porkstache. That's occurrence is so unfortunate."

by Pork M8 August 31, 2010

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004

Poopstains

When someone leaves their facebook up, you are obligated to write poopstains as their status.

Oh look John left his facebook up, im going to "poopstains" him!

by Brendan0407 October 23, 2011

Poohstabber

An affectionate term used by Swanmore Leavers of '92,meaning homosexual

He's gorgeous,and so well groomed,do you think he's single? Na mate,blokes a poohstabber for sure

by Stephanie Bell February 27, 2008

Pockstar

A Pop Rockstar

Their music has Pop vibe to it but they're such a Rockstar! They must be a Pockstar!

by sor333 February 13, 2021