pinching a grumpy

Taking a shit

I'm pinching a grumpy

by shaykay85 May 17, 2014

phone pinching

holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo

dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!

by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015

pinching a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pinching my vibe

To pinch someone’s vibe is to trash someone’s plans or ideas.

“Hey! You’re pinching my vibe!” Megan said when Ali dissed her choice of movie.

by clerxn October 28, 2019

Pinging

My Daddy said pinging means: To be excited by biscuits.

Those biscuits had me pinging!

by Cassandra Floatswell October 18, 2010

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

Pinting

The act of getting a blowjob while urinating at the same time.

My girlfriend got so mad when i gave her a suprice pinting

by Chocolatemuncher May 15, 2019