pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Pillyak

A new video game player, specifically Minecraft. They like Fortnite more, however.

"My guy, you a real pillyak right now..."

by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 20, 2021

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special

When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special

by pressedlemon January 25, 2013

pity pussy

when a girl gives out sex out of pity or when she feels sorry

Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!

by dave!7 February 5, 2009

pity

what you have when you feel sorry for someone and want to do something good for them.

I pity him so i walked over to him and talked to him

by askdhksadh June 7, 2007

pityfishing

To say bad things about yourself or make up things just to make others feel bad for you.

Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!

Joe: First of all, I always talk to you. Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.

by Neel Vora July 13, 2006