Piffleshit

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.

Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.

by Bunneling January 23, 2013

Pedo Piff

when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.

Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.

*shows photo*

Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.

Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?

Guy 2: They all do.....

by John Dozier May 24, 2008

piffen

smokin' mad blunts, yo.

On Saturday night...You know I only be piffen or sippen.

by LadyStardust May 12, 2006

hummus puffs

A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled

Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs

Mom, can you make hummus puffs?

by J J street 2 November 21, 2010

piff ting

to describe someone, usually of the female gender, in a way to show that you think they are attractive

Daniel: " damn Rebecca is a piff ting."
Carl: " i know right."

by i love the EDL April 2, 2017

PiffChuck

A totally cool and rad El Doodarino that everyone likes and secretly wants to be ... :)

"Hey .. See that totally cool and El Doodarino looking smoothie over there .. He's totally and utterly PiffChuck man!".

by PiffChuck June 13, 2003

piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018