penisninsula

A peninsula that looks like a penis

(Man is in helicopter) oh it’s shaped like a penisninsula!

by Jeffjaffjoffjuffjiff jeeeeeeff March 28, 2021

Penisini

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

Penioni

A person with a Big Penis.

Hey, look at that bloke Penioni

by Munanyo November 21, 2021

Penisnismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021

penisnipple

penisnipple is a word meaning to fuck a bald man or a hairy man with a 5 inch dick/cock/penis/cucumber

example: lets fuck! its called penisnipple! I twist ur nipples!!!!!!!

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Penistolic

Adjective. Relating to the phase of the heartbeat when the heart muscle contracts and pumps blood from the chambers of the heart into the penis.

Baby, you've got my penistolic blood pressure through the roof!

by Kristonia1219 March 14, 2022

penisdickcock

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by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2022