pertineer

Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.

I live pertineer the river.

by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004

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Pexting

(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.

1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.

by Chicke December 13, 2013

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petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.

-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."

by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016

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Heavy Petting

The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

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Poop Picting

Taking pictures of one's fecal matter

is that a picture of your poop it looks like you were Poop Picting

(Person A) what are you doing in the bathroom

(justin) Nothing just Poop Picting

I was Poop Picting on my vacation I got some really nice photo's

by J-Duece January 16, 2011

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