Chad Pearson

The perfect alpha male, he may not have the biggest dick in the world but he makes up for it by supplying wonderful nights of pleasure and even laughter.

Oh you were at Chad Pearsons last night? You must have had one of the best nights ever!

by PoggerSHEESH July 25, 2021

Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

Pearson

Super pretty and sporty also has a fat juicy ass will easily get a boyfriend and doesn’t think before doing dumb shit!! But can be smart when she wants to be. Also super fun to be around and has crackhead energy😜😜😜

That girl over there is like a Pearson like pretty much perfect

by Dictionary truths August 7, 2020

pearson park

The poshest place on earth. Philipino Latchyfordy came from here and now look at him. A RIGHT POSH WAN*ER.

ooo you came from pearson park
look at her, from pearson park and all

by JoeB April 2, 2004

Lainey Pearson

The hottest girl alive

Omgggggg Lainey Pearson is sooooo hot

by Doritos MLG 21 December 30, 2024

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025