patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/

Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!

by Patches-is-the-shit June 22, 2008

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

by KBiggz December 10, 2011

Patchstheprt

1.Usually known as a highly capable Pee-Ker Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
2. A maxed Range Tank in the game of Runescape.
3. Another way of saying "Viva-la-Valhalla!"

1. Dude, he's so Patchstheprt
2. "Have you heard about Patchstheprt?" "Yeah, He's a total tank."
3. "Viva-la-Valhalla!" "Yeah! Patchstheprt!"

by Argh! I'ma Pirate! April 13, 2009

Patches O'houlihan

Really sweaty arm pits

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock

by Dj Lock May 1, 2010

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010