Orbiter

The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.

Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown

by thedude8266 July 22, 2013

Orbit

Focusing all of one's attention and energy on a specific person whenever they're around, typically done in large groups especially on the internet/social media but also in real life. The orbiter(s) likely have different reasons for orbiting, usually to gain something. May also include shifting their personal beliefs and opinions to match the person being orbited, and constantly praising them or doing their best not to anger.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Did you see Sarah's newest selfie on Instagram?
Guy 2: Yeah, it got tons of likes so fast. Everyone's kissing up to her in the comments too.
Guy 1: Yeah. I like her pink hair though.
Guy 2: I thought you didn't like dyed hair?
Guy 1: I don't, but it looks good on her. I mentioned it in my DM to her.
Guy 2: I never thought you would orbit her too.

Ex 2:
Guy 1: You ever notice how a group of people always forms around Derek? Everyone tries to sit next to him at lunch, or in class.
Guy 2: That's what happens when you're popular. People will orbit you, and sometimes you get popular just by hanging with them, especially if they like you.
Guy 1: Kinda sucks that Mike, Joey, and Ashley stopped sitting with us though.
Guy 2: They'll be back when Derek is absent or something.

by PoonaniTsunami October 8, 2017

i'm an orbit

translation: i am sapphic

sapphic: i'm an orbit

by lemqnshark September 1, 2021

Geosynchronous Orbit

An orbit that permits a communications satellite to mantain a fixed position relative to the surface of the earth.

Many of the radio communications satellites the USA puts up are in a geosynchronous orbit.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003

Orbited

To be orbited, I.E owned, an Orbited is far worse than an Owned, an Orbited is three times the humiliation of Owned.
Orbiting comes from a Canibus-central.com/forum
User who has been owned so many times, thus " owned " isnt a strong enough word for it. He has risen the bar in online humiliaion.

Chris Brown whent to visit his girl, and saw four dudes walking out her side door barely dressed, he was Orbited once again.

by Dr. Eusipicus Lettuce September 3, 2004

orgie

sex wit 3 or more pple.

fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo finger bang and orangotang orgie at the zoo.

by shivi February 29, 2004

G-Orbital

New orbital filled with two people who are gay or otherwise called G

*A play off of chemistry S,P,D orbitals*

Oscar ur in the G-Orbital!

by G-Orbital January 2, 2010