Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

to put (oneself) yourself out there

A verb complex used in a dating concerning context, which means to give other people and yourself a chance to get to know somebody who might be dating material. This can include being open to new types of people, to not judge directly and not think about the fact too much and just to let it happen.

A: I will never have a relationship/someone/soulmate etc.

B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!

by innilagrand June 20, 2018

OvenSexual

The opposite of pansexual, ovensexuals are very sexually attracted to ovens and want their stick their huge penis inside of the oven and nut all over the burners

The raging ovensexual turned the oven all the way to the highest setting and put his huge cock inside.

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

Sudden Onset Gravity Attack

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.

Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

by ne014x August 5, 2011

adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation

"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

by Andrew LanDOWNS January 22, 2009

disgracing oneself

v. to acknowledge the shame of masturbation by crying during or afterwards

Jody found Jacob curled up in a ball in the corner of the shower with what could have only been tears on his face, big sticky white tears, and thought,"He must have been disgracing hisself," and giggled.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Delayed Onset Snowness

Like delayed onset soreness, the lower back and other pain in the days after moving copious amounts of snow off of sidewalks, cars, etc.

After hours of shoveling yesterday, delayed onset snowness is making my lower back squeal like a pig.

by KMango February 8, 2010