The act of purchasing a food product based upon the Nutritional Facts guide on the package, then later realizing the serving size has been scaled down to something a small insect would ingest.
You: "Heidi you just ate that whole bag of chips!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"
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The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
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