Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutcrackers

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005

Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

nutscrape

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

Nutcrack

Similar to a buttcrack. Only with a nutsack.

Get your nutcrack off me dude!

by 13 March 26, 2003