numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

nepper

For the love of God. Usually a broken man of sound mind

I may be broken, but I would still rather be a Nepper than a leper

by Leg-man December 21, 2016

Nipper Tipping

A sport similar in style to 'cow tipping', involving a stealthy approach and then the pushing of an unsuspecting asian fishermen into a lake or other body of water.

Jed and I went nipper tipping last night, boy was it ever fun.

by CptSquirt January 25, 2008

Nupie Fling

A startling comeuppance inflicted on one or more intrepid and over-confident foes involving far-fetched martial techniques culminating in ippon.

Noelle, seeing that her instructor was trying to embarrass her by putting her in a highly tense and nearly impossible-to-win situation decided to knee her opponent repeatedly in the groin and finish him with a infuriated soul's last recourse: a Nupie Fling

by Stephe Watson April 26, 2004

nipped

Under the influence of catnip (describing a stoned cat).

I tried to get Max to calm down and quit pouncing on me, but he was nipped and ended up using my ankle as prey.

by meow2u3 July 29, 2009

Nipped

To be bitten on the nipple, usually in an erotic way.

Person1: My girlfriend loves to sponaneously bite my nipples during sex.

Person2: Yeah, she definitely does. She also likes being the one licked and nipped--Oh shit!

by tribbledibblebibble(sc3n3) December 15, 2011

Nutpercut

An uppercut-style punch to the groin or genital area.

"Danny came off hard so I gave him a nutpercut that shut him the hell up."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009