muppetfucker

Muppetfucker: noun
Imbreeding generally leads to one having the appearance of a muppet.

You muppetfucker, that's your sister!

by dreams March 25, 2007

Muppet Arm

A shriveled up arm with a useless limp hand hanging off the end of it. Think Kermit the Frog.

Does Jeff need help carrying that? He has a muppet arm.

by jerkbag donny October 18, 2011

muppet high

the feeling of euphoria after seeing The Muppets Movie, in which one wants to hug everybody in the world and will not be sad for the next two years or so

Proctor: "I'm on such a muppet high right now, not even the accident we just saw can bring my mood down."

by TimeBeing November 25, 2011

muppet chuck

The way you throw a small or tiny person so that they have an unpredictable flight pattern.

"Do you think you can take that guy?"
"Heck, I can Muppet Chuck him across the room"

by POINTSSSS April 10, 2015

Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

mr. muppet

He big, he buff, and he gon take yo woman.

Make sure to hide your womans, Mr. Muppet is in town.

by snewx November 12, 2020