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Sandy Mutton

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.
Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.
by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020
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Tobias Mutton

Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.
Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole
by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023
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kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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mutton fucker

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.
That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!
by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011
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mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit
I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side
by dedidik December 9, 2010
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mutton

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.
While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.
by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011
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Muttoning

For a Man to show or flaunt his bright white upper thighs.
You see that guy muttoning over there? It looks like a fluorscent light up to his belt.
by M54kings June 23, 2009
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