muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.

Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.

by Stevie Y January 24, 2005

Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.

"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

muffiknuckle

The effect of wearing too tight pants or jeans producing simultaneously a Moose Knuckle and a Muffin top.

Cameron is sporting a serious muffiknuckle in those skinny jeans

by ChuffleHuffer April 4, 2009

Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Muffaletta

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023