minhong

Minhong means you have a huge penis and are good and lucky at games. Also are pretty tall.

wow i wish i was like minhong

by MUMUisBAE August 22, 2017

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

MINIONMOMMY

Harmless, has a big mouth, and spreads lies. Says “you’re obsessed” too often, and isn’t funny. Horrible packer.

Gertrude: “Ew is that MINIONMOMMY? I heard she can’t keep her mouth shut”

by bigbussymother July 9, 2021

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

Minionillion

The amount of money that the hit film Minions: Rise of gru has grossed in the box office. A constantly growing exponential number.

Bob: how much did the film Minions: Rise of Gru gross in the box office?
Stuart: Idk, ask Kevin.
Kevin: it was around one Minionillion dollars.

by The gentle minion July 11, 2022

Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022