Middlecore

not really hardcore but not really softcore at the sametime, therefore falling somewhere in the range of middlecore

1: i dont really kno how to describe julie. she doesnt really do hardcore but she doesnt to softcore either
2: man that hoe right there middlecore

by dick throbbincock September 16, 2005

Middleton

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014

Middletown, Ohio

A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.

Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?

Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.

by Former Middletonian October 21, 2008

Brett Middleton

one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)

oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!

by dovaloven November 18, 2004

Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

Middleton

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005