masshole merge

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Morgan (Male)

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Morgan Wallen

a handsome ass man who was sent from heaven and is everyone’s dream man

“morgan wallen is my favorite man”

by dndjridi January 15, 2021

Morgana

That one gay cat thing in persona 5, also referred to as ‘monster cat’

He wants a spare something from that one thicc girl Ann

Joe: bro why are blushing?
Mike: Morgana *nuts*

by Open your door November 5, 2019

Morgan

Morgan is the girl of your DREAMS! The one that is absolutely gorgeous! The one that can make you smile on your worst day! Someone you want to be around forever. If your dating a Morgan, your damn lucky! If you ARE a Morgan, then just take a second to realize how great you are, and how much the people around you appreciate you.

You:"Holy Shit is That Morgan? She is WAY hotter then everyone says she is"
Morgan: "Who are you talkin bout"
You: Ummmm.... No one, hey are you available this afternoon?"

by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016