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Meef Chief

A major "boss" icon. Man of power, wisdom, and ladies. The meef chief finds delight in sushi, soccer, and women. The true Meef Chief is simply known as "J".To become a co-meef chief you must find delight in gnarfing, zorching, and meefing. A meef is a male queef. Another requirment to become a co-meef chief is you must become a MCF member. See the definition of MCF to fully understand what you are gettign your self into. God is with you. You are with the god father, the god of meef, the one and only, THE MEEF CHIEF.
Barrett: Dude now that I gnarfed all night, I can finally be a co meef chief!
Spencer: Congrats, you maggie clit fuck!
by I am the meef chief... April 28, 2009
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brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.
Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?
by Brian Slade August 2, 2011
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Meef

A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee
1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef
by Heypeterr December 2, 2023
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meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.
"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"
by DracoRegina March 18, 2025
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Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.
Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?
by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023
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Lil Meef

Lil Meef is the epitome of hotness. She's very pretty and can be a bitch. Meef derives from a nickname her friend gave her from her first name, Mia. Lil comes from her Soundcloud, Lil Meef.
(Dude one) Dang dude, did you see Lil Meef walking in the hall yesterday?
(Dude two) Yeah bro, her new song is so trash its good.
(Dude one) Wish I could date THAT bro.
by lilmeef July 16, 2019
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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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