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mandoni

The act of hard boiling eggs in ones keister over the period of several days.
I’ve been running for hours in cellophane shorts trying to mandoni up a dozen eggs for the potluck.
by Ferris the Mushroom King July 30, 2024
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Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
by ColossalToad October 6, 2024
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manonism

a social and cultural movement relating to the impact of Manon Bannerman, a member of the global girl group KATSEYE.
The impact of Manonism has grown over the last few months.
by katseyelover January 25, 2025
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Mennonite-style

(Also: "Amish-style")
The practice of solitary masturbation without the use of pornographic materials such as videos, magazines, calendars, etc.
A reference to how Mennonites (or Amish) famously abstain using modern technology such as smartphones and computers.
I couldn't find a good video last night, so I just ended up jacking it Mennonite-style.
by TheKinginJello May 27, 2025
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jess mennonite

this jess mennonite led me on like a mofo!
by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
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