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Lores

Lores is a vegetable. He is the type of guy to sleep in his mum's bed because he doesn't know how to make his own. He will play browser games by himself at home instead of social interaction and don't try to approach him because he will just naruto run away.
Look at that loner over there, reminds me of Lores.
by urmumsyum August 20, 2019
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lonesome john

lonesome john is when u put ur dick in a glass jar and wait till it gets hard then it hurts for first 1 min then feels really good.it feels like its numb but u still have a hard boner
by RYkWAS March 19, 2009
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lorsonda

A Lorsonda is someone that is goofy, childish, & chill. She don’t tolerate any type of bs, and will slap a (female dog) if it ever tries her. Lorsonda is a hard to get person. She’s not easy so y’all negros need to stop going in her DM’s. She don’t want you, she will never want you, you will never have her, bye.
You are such a Lorsonda!”
by Pretty.vybz January 4, 2019
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Runescape Lorehound

A sad excuse for a human being who gets very upset over FICTIONAL STORIES about PIXELATED GODS over a JAVA BASED MMORPG. These people really are the lowest of the low, who hide behind pseudo-intelligence and genuinely believe they know more about RuneScape than Jagex. I mean, it's not like Jagex created RuneScape, right?
Pathetic Runescape Lorehound: "OMG BANDOS WAS OUT OF CHARACTER HE JUST SAT THERE AND GOT SHOT"
Normal player: "Maybe their characters have changed over time... (carries on with other reasons why)"
Pathetic Runescape Lorehound: "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LORE!? FU JAGEX DISCARDING LORE LORE LORE LORE..."
Normal player: "Shut up and fuck off sadact"
by FuckOffLorehounds January 22, 2014
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Loreto Dalkey

Full of lesbian girls who think they’re hard because they’ve gotten drunk once. All poshies who think they’re the shit. They all need to learn how to take a shower and wipe their ass holes with something other than a guys tongue.
Hey bro I just fingered a loreto dalkey girl

Oh god man every girl from that school is a lesbian are you sure she’s just not pissed drunk and thinks you’re a girl
by smellystinkers October 18, 2019
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Lonesome Hobo

Depressed and/or sad worker who wanders by himself without family or friends. Love so distant and obscure. Where another man's life might begin that's exactly where his ends. Stays free from petty jealousies, lives by no man's code and holds judgement for himself.
Change your wasteful and wandering life lest you wind up a lonesome hobo. Is a humble warning for those who were well off until the economy tanked.
by Tomatis April 5, 2010
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Jose Loredo

Jose a guy who doesnt like being in a serious relationship. He makes you think hes going out with you and then cheats on you, possibly even in your face. A guy that doesnt give a fuk wat you say. A guy that just likes to fool around with you, gets you in bed and then acts like he never knew you. Doesnt text you back or anything. He even fuks girls that have boyfriends. Dont go out with Jose Loredo he is bad news
by Bvb*123 July 16, 2011
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