School Gossiper: "Dude! I know you like Jessica, but don't go out with her..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
Student: "Why?"
School Gossiper: "Bro, she's a lent licker! If she licks enough lent she's probably gonna dump you for a girl!"
Student: o_o "Damn it..."
by getlittyyyyy18 September 25, 2017
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Get the Lente mug.Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
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