laned

the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla

boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it

by ocimatarf October 11, 2009

Larnelled

When you get burned for HPV or other sexual disease...you've been larnelled.

Tanya: Omg, honey what's that on your pee-pee?

Rocky: Doc said it's a wart.

Tanya: OMG, you got Larnelledburnt

Rocky: No bitch, you got larnelled and now I got burnt.

by MadIgot Larnelled August 6, 2009

laned

verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal

David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.

by axo1885 March 29, 2017

Larsed

The art of not being bothered about something

I can't be larsed with that.

by Ubiquitous Ninja October 12, 2020

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Laredo

The largest and most trafficed inland port in the United States. A place that some ignorant idiots like to hate on.

Racism is non-existent since the town consists of mostly Hispanics.

Laredo's the s#$t to live in! (as long as you got a/c.)

by Jose Velasco September 18, 2008