Larked

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When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.

"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"

Larked by the doz December 15, 2008

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Larked

To have someone stuff an undisclosed amount of deli meat into your butt hole.

“Daniel spiced things up last night and stuffed my asshole with a knob of devon and an exuberant amount of salami sticks.” “Damn, bro! You were larked hard.”

Larked by Skeletor16 November 15, 2021

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Larked • Laredo • larted • lurked • Lacked • lanked • Laked • Larker • lurked out • /larped

Lakedra

The most beautiful girl you could ever have. Some would say a model, some would say an angel that fell from heaven. A girl that is on your mind 24/7. She always makes you smile and laugh, and will forever keep you happy.

That girl lakedra is something serious!!

Lakedra by Lakedra’s man October 21, 2018

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William Laredo

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust

Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.

William Laredo by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022

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Larned

A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.

"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"

Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

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Lacked

messed up like got caught for some shit

damn that nigga lacked

Lacked by torontomans October 24, 2018

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Nuevo Laredo

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

Nuevo Laredo by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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