Labour voter

Cockney rhyming slag for Floater

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!

by Furnace-Wibble February 07, 2024

Lunchtime Labour

When you don't finish your work at school and you need to continue it during lunchtime when everyone else is gone and you're still left.

I need to finish this work otherwise the teacher is gonna make me do a shift of Lunchtime Labour.

by LeilaSP March 06, 2019

Canned Labour

dam that nigga a freeuse picker

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!

by Mechinia June 07, 2022

Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)

Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-

by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024

I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022

Wee Labour

A spin off political party, based in scotland, of the main "new Labour" party. Their members include the incompetent, quagmire (I Gray)

Ach don't pay any notice of whats in "the record" today, its just more "Wee Labour" propaganda!

by eff_the_daily_record April 22, 2011

labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017