Kitten

A kitten is a homicidal muffin on legs and is not recommended for beginners get at least 2.

"Yo man I just got these adorable kittens"

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

Kitten

The offspring of an adult female cat. Kittens are typically small, cute and fluffy.

My cat became a promiscuous little slut at a very young age and had two litters of kittens before she was even 9 months old.

by Stella Love May 13, 2005

Kitten

The cutest little ball of joy EVER!!! 😻
A.K.A a baby cat.

They have tiny claws and fangs but they do hurt. Very hard to potty train. 💩

I love kittens.

Kittens are cute.

Kittens are such a handful.

by Furibaby21 June 15, 2018

Kitten

A cute pet-name for a girl, who usually has an amazing personality, and is just the face of everything.

"You know my kitten right? If you don't you should be able to find her real easy."

by Minty Mouse December 13, 2012

kitten

a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name

"hey kitten, hows it going?"

by kain abel May 16, 2009

Kitten

Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.

Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!

by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 25, 2011

Kitten

A kitten is the opposite of a cougar. It is a word used to describe a woman who is 15 years or more younger than the man she is dating.

Charlie is 54 years old and dating Sara a 32 year old. Sara is a kitten because she is a lot younger than Charlie.

by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014