Kelton

Kelton is a super great person with hazel eyes and curly brown hair (the best combination). He has the best personality and is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He really likes guitar and philosophy. He is highly intelligent and one of the cutest people you will ever come to meet :0 If you know a kelton, you shouldn't let him go

girl: omg who's that boy? he is so cute
other girl: that's kelton, he's super talented and sweet

by tilleylikesducks February 7, 2021

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

keetoom

Slang for kitten. Used frequently on Tangency.

"Oooh! Me Wants Some Cute Keetooms!"

by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004

Keaton

Keaton is a tall ass hood nigga, but he knows how to treat his girl right, he’s good in the sheets, and gots a BIG dick. He knows when to be a gentlemen, but he also knows when to knock someone’s ass out. He’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet, and he can’t be outsmarted. Go ahead and try. He likes to be called daddy, and he knows how to use his fingers because he’s played a game system his whole life. He’s chill as fuck, go get you a keaton

Ally: Bro, keaton is lit
Dylan: ik bro

by thatswhatsup April 11, 2019

Kettou

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)

I pray to the Alimighty Kettou

by jesus March 5, 2004

keptwoman

Verb. A single woman involved in an affair with a married man or man who is already in a serious relationship. Where the man takes care of the mistress 100% in any ways that she needs financially. She is Kept to Keep her Mouth Shut. Period the end.

I heard that, that beautiful woman over there in the BMW, wearing those Gucci sunglasses, got it all because she is a keptwoman.

by Ms.MiaPinkeye April 19, 2021

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008