jooner

Someone who joons (disrespects) someone or something.

That fucker just spilt his pint on my shirt. What a fucking jooner!

by Jon Phishman March 6, 2007

Joner

the frontal area of jeans that sticks up when you sit down.aka a jean boner.

thats a huge joner

is that a joner or are you happy to see me

are you guys the joner brothers?

by xchudx December 1, 2009

Joiner

Someone who vomits because someone else just blew junks.

There is no way I can clean up Jens puke. I'm a joiner..... I'll spew!

by Luke Puke March 31, 2013

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022

Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)

Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.

by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017

joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!

by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008

Joener

When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband

Dude! did you see joe's joener?

hey nice joener.

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009