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JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"
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JAKEY

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY
by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 22, 2022
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Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female
Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni
by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019
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Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021
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Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.
Jakey has a way with all the men
by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021
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Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
Martin Constable is a wee jakey
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020
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jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.
yeah i was talking to jakey
by forklift April 1, 2023
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