JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

yeah i was talking to jakey
by forklift April 1, 2023
