iPhone Hugger

A person who always carries his/her iPhone and possibly sleeps with it and always talks about how (s)he can't imagine a life with an iPhone.

Here we are at the event horizon of the human history and what have we become: bunch of lovesick, ADHD, iPhone huggers.

by firstcomet February 17, 2010

iPhone name

The name of the person asked for by everyone who calls on your new iPhone. The people calling are typically bill collectors, loan sharks, used car dealers, angry relatives or desperate tweakers who are all looking for the loser who had that number before you but couldn’t afford the data plan and all those purchases from iTunes and the App Store that really started to add up after a while.

Just a sec, I've got to take this.

Trevor? No, you've got the wrong number...
Who am I? I'm not Trevor. Who are you? I just got this phone; I don't know any Trevor!

Sorry, apparently my iPhone name is Trevor.

by Alfetta159 April 23, 2011

Iphone Ape

Someone who is always fidgeting with their dumb smart phone like a retarded chimp.

Get the fuck off your phone, you Iphone Ape!

by Mark Question July 17, 2012

IPhone Supremacist

A person who thinks iPhone is superior

TikTok: "makes iPhone mic quality better than Android on purpose"

Android users: "Pathetic children"

IPhone Supremacist: A person who thinks iPhones are better than Android

by DiamondDeniz595 September 5, 2020

Iphonet

A person who doesn’t have a iPhone and only have an android

Android vs iPhonet

by XxShadow101 January 16, 2021

iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.

Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.

by Sweatbee December 29, 2009

iPoned

1) a) What people who buy the iPhone 4 on Verizon now will be when the iPhone 5 comes out in the Summer.

b) What any person who buys an Apple product is in less than six months from purchase when a newer, upgraded (or cheaper) version is released.

a) bought the iPhone as soon as he could when the iPhone 4 came out on Verizon; now, he's contractually stuck with it even though the far superior iPhone 5 was released. He sure got iPoned!

b) I bought a MacBook last July. Now, Apple sells the same laptop is 300 dollars cheaper. I was iPoned so badly.

by Flirm Li January 20, 2011