impusstor

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.

by gregben June 10, 2021

Arabian Implosion

The act of ejaculating so hard inside of a woman's vagina that she and everything withing a 5000 mile radius implodes upon impact. The result of the implosion is an endless void of nothingness and death for all eternity. However, the user of this ancient technique is not harmed while in the process of an Arabian Implosion. The technique was created in Ancient Arabia, otherwise known as realm 8.4.

Grandpa: In my day, people used Arabian Implosions as a sign of power and brutal leadership to off anyone who dared cross their path. I just thought it was fun to nut really hard inside a ho.

by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx December 5, 2016

opp impulse

The impulse to violently and/or verbally abuse the opposition when they are spotted in a public setting.

Sorry I got kicked out of Target, I had an opp impulse when I saw that simp walking around with his mask on.

by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay.
- see also, kleptomania/cleptomania

"guys look at all this i just got!"
"woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"

by MichaelYve April 6, 2009

implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

vacuum implosion

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.

Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.

by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011