hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 2, 2014

HotDogWeenie

An asian cuckold that is fat and bad at CS:GO

Man that HotDogWeenie is bad at CS.

by mr slippey September 27, 2017

Hotdog Brigade

A random scapegoat created on the fly to absolve oneself of all blame.

"Sean! Quit shooting bottle rockets at me! I'm trying to sleep!"

"Mom it's the hotdog brigade!"

by Boxphoto May 13, 2019

hotdog hole

A term used in golf during a 2 v 2 match, typically after the halfway house where your partner is “out of the hole”. Leaving a 1 v 2 situation while your partner sits in the cart eating a hotdog for the remainder of the hole.

“Where’s your partner at ? What does he lie ?”

“He hit his tee shot in the water. He’s done. Hotdog hole for him”

by Philly Mickson February 15, 2023

Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014