hobnocker

an animal that has sex with a human

that monkey over there is a hobnocker

by rowdyroxy December 6, 2009

Hobknocker

a person who fucks hobbits and knocks them up

You are a hobknocker

by jizzamen July 10, 2009

Hobknocker

A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.

Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.

by HobknockerPolice January 26, 2012

hobknocker

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,

U hobknocker!

by noob2662 June 17, 2009

Hobnocker

A hobnocker is someone who slaps things with their penis, and the funny thing is that it's illegal. Its a word that has been around for a very long time. Some people say it is from the show iCarly even though the word has been around since the 90s.

He's a hobnocker!

by Harley Ariel September 15, 2017

Hobnocker

Fuck me yayyyyyyy

Love is a hobnocker yayyyyy

by Yolo May 7, 2018

Hobnocker

A person who has sex with animals. It can be rape or just normal bedroom sex.

That hobnocker was arrested for raping his dog.

by That other person October 24, 2018