flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 08, 2003

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

by Four Square January 17, 2024

Hamper Police

One who seeks to destroy hampers

This is the Hamper Police, is there someone by the name of Logan hiding here?

by WhollyMammothMother August 02, 2021

hampering

spoiling

sorry for hampering your mood

by donttakemewrong March 14, 2018

Hot Dogs in a Hamper

When you can't think of the words for "pigs in a blanket."

I'm going to eat some hot dogs in a hamper for dinner tonight.

by KirbyCat5723 July 24, 2024