gatekeeper

A gatekeeper is a distinctly solid turd at the beginning of a pooing session, which immediately precludes a bout of explosive diarrhea. So named for the fact that this solid turd holds back the gates of ass vomit.

John: "Dude, I thought I was constipated last night, but it turns out it was just a gatekeeper and I think I broke my toilet."
Nathan: "That's what you get for drinking all that malt liquor!"

by Chimrichalds21 November 4, 2009

Gatekeeping

After visiting someone you leave with their gate and keep it for yourself.

I am a big fan of gatekeeping , i visited my mom a while back and took her wooden gate.

by Phoenixhunter March 20, 2023

Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping

A cynical trend where the topic of Men's Mental Health Month, an important issue aimed at promoting mental health awareness among men, is intentionally utilized to invalidate or undermine the importance of Pride Month. This is often done by comparing the two inappropriately, suggesting that one is more significant than the other, or expressing that more attention should be given to Men's Mental Health Month, typically without showing genuine concern for men's mental health.

Dave: "Hey, have you noticed it's Pride Month everywhere, but no one even talks about Men's Mental Health Month?"
Rose: "Sounds like a classic case of Men's Mental Health Month-gatekeeping. You don't need to diminish the importance of one to highlight the other, you know."

by Crockercorp June 27, 2023

Cultural Gatekeeping

A term used by white americans to steal cultures that arent theirs and in the process guilt those people of the culture they are stealing

What do you mean I'm not Native-American Irish my Great-great-great-great-great grandfather came over from the irish potato famine and married a Cherokee Princess, quit your Cultural Gatekeeping

by Oure January 28, 2021

Gatekeeper

A queer person, often but not necessarily a gay cis man, who attempts to exclude other groups from the general umbrella of queerness.

"I don't see why the miscellaneous queers get to march with us now"
"Because this is a celebration of solidarity with fellow queers, not your private gatekeeper's party"

"They reckon if you don't publicly transition, you're not one of us. They're a total gatekeeper."

"and then she called herself some kind of queer identity thing I have never heard of. I don't mean to be a gatekeeper but I honestly wasn't believing it was a real thing until she explained it."

by Notamycologist December 24, 2019

gatekeeper

The gatekeeper is a woman who is either petty, fat or ugly (or a combination of the three) that will forbid access to interaction with the other women in the group. She will be the unofficial spokeswoman, denying all to get close enough to work their charms on the other women... and she must be taken out, by any means necessary! usually, the wingman will take out this cock blocker, but if she is not diverted, no one is getting any action. best accomplished with ego stroking, feigned interest and extra alcohol (pending on how unattractive she is, you may need it for yourself). the man who falls on this live grenade doesn't buy drinks that night or the next guys night out.

me and the fellas were at the sports bar, and saw thse sexy ass girls, but the damn gatekeeper was cock blocking like she was on the All Madden team! I ended up with the short straw and had to take out the gatekeeper this time.

by soulbrotha2 December 25, 2007

Gatekeeping

The act of protecting something so normies doesn't ruin it.

Normie: this is why this character is actually a transgender black male with autism, a thread
Cultured swine: this is why gatekeeping is good.

by normiesSeething October 7, 2021