gargle

-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)

by wafflehouse April 1, 2009

Gargle

A slang term heard in Ireland for beer.

Was John on the gargle last night?

by AndyDNI September 30, 2011

nut gargler

Refering to a gal who likes to perform oral sex with special emphasis on the scrotum.

There goes Jizzet the nut gargler, ya Terell must have the cleanest balls in town.

by Digger September 3, 2005

Peanut butter gargoyle

When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.

The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.

Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo

by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022

Nipple gargler

A nipple gargler is someone that gargles many nipples in their mouth.

The nipple gargler accumulates many nipples of different people that he has drugged, cut off their nipples and put in a bowl so he can gargler them all at once.

My cousin lost his nipples last night because a nipple gargler attacked him.

by Peyrow August 7, 2017

Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.

"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."

by b_b_OK August 23, 2020

gargle barky

A women that enjoys ingesting large quantities of semen from numerous partners in a single sexual encounter.

that girl was a real gargle barky

by sol harvey rosenberg July 28, 2009