Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025

Gilardina

A name describing a raw person, so down to earth you wouldn’t think twice about gifting her something because materialistic things are the least important things in her life. If someone’s name is Gilardina it tells you that they are the most family oriented person around. There is no one like her in this big fat world - she truly is extraordinary and just a girl ;).

Is her name Gilardina??? Omg she must be amazing! Gilardina is the name of someone trustworthy so let’s get to know her.

by Sana.Schlieser November 26, 2025

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.

"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.

People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.

by Deservatives June 4, 2024