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gaff

to talk wit, or to chatt
person 1: y the f**k did u fone me?
person 2: just to gaff
by Souaf AmeriCAN Half-Breed June 26, 2004
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gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'
I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch
by kyplex April 18, 2009
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Gaff

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....
by Wonder chode December 30, 2002
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Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.
Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."
by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010
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Gaff

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.
by imapieceofhtmll February 12, 2014
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Gaff

an abbreviated term some use meaning Gay As F*ck.
why did you just do that? you are so gaff!
by nifty4 April 16, 2005
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Gaff-like

Originated early 2011 after people first got wind of the amazing fetes of Andrew Gaff a young draftee to the West Coast Eagles Football Club.
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable

2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do
G:"Did you see that goal i kicked"

S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"

G: "gaff-like"

S: "nice"

Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.

i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”

Amongst the cultured community:

Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”
by Footy with Swagger October 25, 2011
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